The Diary of Leslie DeKimo

February 11th, 2008
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Dear Diary,
Heello! What is up meh sexay diary! Lol jk, anyways I just wanted you to know what I did today. Wanna hear it? I did NOTHING. Today was boring, as usual, and I'm sure this is how life is going to be from now on. But I need help. I've started having suicidal thoughts, and also being slightly attracted to men. I need help! Before I came to you, I was looking at the Yellow Pages for a cheap therapist. I need it cheap so I don't have to tell my dear mother. I don't want her to worry about me. I really need help. If you could help, that would be great. I love you.
Sincerely, Leslie DeKimo



February 10th, 2008
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Dear Diary,
Hey, It's Leslie again. I just wanted to say hi, and to see how you were doing... I fell in love today! Her name is Bobby Joe, and she is the most beautiful human being in the world! I am planning on asking her out soon... Maybe on Valentines Day... Anyways, I went to this AMAZING spa today. First, they gave me a mani-pedi, then they gave me these pickles to wear on my eyes. I had so much fun!! Well, I hope I can talk to you soon!
Sincerely, Leslie DeKimo



February 9th, 2008
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Dear Diary,
My name is Leslie. I know it is a girl's name, but I am a guy. People make fun of my name, but I like it and think it is lovely. My dear mother told me I should share my feelings on the internet, so I made my own online diary and I love it. I've always wanted a place to pour out my many feelings. So every now and then, I will write in here, so the whole world can read what I am feeling. Sincerely, Leslie DeKimo